Well, life has been a shit storm lately. My parents decided to self-quarantine the family due to the infamous COVID-19 two weeks before the rest of the world...

Sometimes I feel like a failure...to disabled people. You know how in the movies when the mother is hyperventilating in the kitchen while a pot of water is b...

I'm going to post this if it's the last thing I do. This is the second time I've written this post, last time it deleted itself because my tablet is very sen...

Why eggs you ask, my kind and naive Molly? For those that forgot, she is the sheer purpose of this blog. Why not eggs? For some reason, I enjoy the absurdity...

CUE FLASHLIGHT ON. Gather around my fair beauties, I shall tell you the scariest story that your ears will ever hear and your eyes will ever read (I don't kn...

1.) I wish the universe reads these as affirmations and not as just wishful thinking. (23 wishes just had a better ring to it for a birthday post.) 2.) I wis...

Everything that's about to be written down by yours truly can be read in one of two ways: A knee-slapping comedy that will have you gasping for air -- or a t...

For those of you who have not figured it out yet, I'm pretty fucked up. It's a secret I like to keep from those who are a safe distance away from me. I'm not...

Throughout my twenty-two years of existence, I have noticed that life itself is like the stock market. There are ups, there are downs, and then there are jus...

I’m aware that every self-help book indicates that I have to be happy with myself before proceeding with any type of relationship, but here is what you don’t...

Don't you just love when you are told to do something you are prone to do regardless, and yet when you are told to do it you forget how to for some reason? W...

I'm a fraud, I'm a phony, I'm as fake as a Kylie Jenner cardboard cut out. Why? Because I have abandoned you for...two months? However, I am here to plead my...

I know it's been a while, and for that, I do apologize. My one-week break became a two- week break which then developed into an "oh shit I'm sick" break. If ...

Let me paint you a picture: It's Friday night and you're dragging your friends to a bar because you know you've been working too hard on your midterms, and a...

I know you’ve all been waiting for this post. It was bound to come. Therefore, here it is. I want to apologize in advance for it not being a regurgitation of...

I dare you to disagree with me when I say that society nowadays has a hard time creating true bonds. It has also been brought to my attention that the whole ...